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Post by remnantprep on May 29, 2017 10:28:15 GMT 10
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Post by remnantprep on May 29, 2017 10:28:46 GMT 10
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Post by remnantprep on May 29, 2017 10:29:22 GMT 10
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Post by remnantprep on May 29, 2017 10:30:34 GMT 10
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Post by remnantprep on May 29, 2017 10:31:18 GMT 10
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Post by remnantprep on May 29, 2017 10:31:51 GMT 10
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Post by remnantprep on May 29, 2017 10:34:18 GMT 10
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Post by remnantprep on May 29, 2017 10:34:54 GMT 10
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Post by remnantprep on May 29, 2017 10:35:26 GMT 10
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Post by blueshoes on May 29, 2017 11:02:06 GMT 10
How do you make your computer go faster?
Throw it out the window
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Tech support call: Client: "I am not getting any of my emails. My daughter sent me one and I can't see it"
Tech: "First, close any open windows"
(Pause and some creak-Bang! Noises)
Client: "I've shut the windows, now what?"
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Post by blueshoes on May 29, 2017 11:11:01 GMT 10
A particular, arrogant politician was visiting an old folks home. He was chatting to a nice old lady for a while, when he decided to ask her,
"By the way, do you know who I am?"
"No", she replied, "but if you ask the nice lady at Reception, she'll tell you"
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Post by Peter on May 29, 2017 20:00:54 GMT 10
Look, when a man tells you he'll do a job for you, it means he'll do it. You don't need to remind him every six months about it...
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Post by remnantprep on May 30, 2017 7:58:32 GMT 10
Six months is more realistic than a fortnight I agree! LOL
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Post by paranoia on May 30, 2017 23:49:46 GMT 10
It's very simple, if you want somthing done you need to follow appropiate procedure.
All jobs for the maintenance department must be submitted in writing (put on the blackboard)
It's important to triage appropiately if you want your job completed in a timely manner (number the tasks on the blackboard)
Any attempts to subvert protocol by repeatadly relaying tasks verbally will be met with stop work action.
If a job is not 'on the board' it does not exist regardless of any alleged verbal communication prior (purchasing department follows the same procedure using 'the list')
All jokes aside... the system works. No arguments to be had if everyone understands the procedures in place.
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Post by Peter on May 31, 2017 0:51:34 GMT 10
Yes, but if Mrs Pete is involved I'll need a bigger blackboard.
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Post by paranoia on May 31, 2017 0:58:40 GMT 10
Yes, but if Mrs Pete is involved I'll need a bigger blackboard. Mine is fairly large...
The beauty of the system is the Mrs has to place priority on the tasks she feels are important and put those that are less urgent down the lower end of the list. It really doesn't matter how long she makes the list as you're only going to have so many hours in the week to commit to the list.
If you don't get to a task, it's because she put it too far down the list. She has complete control of the order in which work is carried out. She can put a huge task on the top of the list, that's fine, it just means nothing else will get done for a few weeks. She can put a bunch of smaller tasks she wants done on it too.
Its also there at the end of the weekend the list of 'crossed off' jobs so both you and the Mrs get an understanding of what is being accomplished.
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Post by remnantprep on May 31, 2017 7:51:53 GMT 10
Great system Paranoia! LOL
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Post by token on May 31, 2017 8:02:03 GMT 10
lol
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Post by Peter on May 31, 2017 8:30:15 GMT 10
In truth we use a system that's pretty much identical to that. I work on the item at the top of the list, with the obvious exception of urgent repairs & emergencies that "jump the queue" so to speak.
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Post by SA Hunter on May 31, 2017 18:21:43 GMT 10
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits ... I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"
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