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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2014 12:49:07 GMT 10
If you love it let it be free, If it's truly yours it will return...If not! Hunt it down and kill it... "Dr Gaz" God helps those who help themselves... and God help those who help themselves... "Wise Magistrate" For the Hunters: "How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target." A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. "Bill Cosby" My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. "Ellen DeGeneres" People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. "Isaac Asimov" Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. "Ronald Reagan"
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Post by SA Hunter on Nov 1, 2014 0:09:01 GMT 10
Life is like a horse. If it throws you, you either get back on and ride the hell out of it or stand behind it and shovel.
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Post by thereth on Nov 1, 2014 4:54:20 GMT 10
My favourite sign
"This house is guarded by a shotgun 3 nights a week...... you guess which 3!"
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Post by Res-Q on Nov 1, 2014 8:03:18 GMT 10
Treat me good, I'll treat you better. Treat me bad, I'll treat you worse.
Ralph "Sonny " Barger Founder of the Hells Angels
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Post by dagyboy on Jan 7, 2015 11:26:36 GMT 10
a wise man sees trouble a far off and prepares for it!!
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Post by Peter on Jan 7, 2015 13:49:23 GMT 10
"When someone is murdered, the first person to be questioned by police is the spouse. This is everything you need to know about marriage."
- Source unknown
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2015 17:18:32 GMT 10
****I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
****Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
****A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
****Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
****I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
****Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
and for the Ladies...: Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
LOL...
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