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kelabar
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Post by SA Hunter on Oct 15, 2020 19:09:12 GMT 10
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Tim Horton
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Post by Tim Horton on Oct 20, 2020 8:42:01 GMT 10
A woman standing in front of the coffee shop baked goods display case asks.... What do you have with no sugar or fat ??
The woman behind the display case says... A napkin...
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Beno
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Post by Beno on Oct 20, 2020 11:45:39 GMT 10
A woman standing in front of the coffee shop baked goods display case asks.... What do you have with no sugar or fat ?? The woman behind the display case says... A napkin... Haha i was going to say the next Victorian budget.
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Post by SA Hunter on Oct 21, 2020 9:31:55 GMT 10
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kelabar
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Post by kelabar on Oct 21, 2020 17:35:54 GMT 10
Person from overseas: "I'd like to visit Australia." Australia: "Do you have a criminal record?" Person from overseas: "I didn't think you still needed one!"
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Post by SA Hunter on Oct 24, 2020 8:08:51 GMT 10
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Tim Horton
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Post by Tim Horton on Nov 5, 2020 12:12:17 GMT 10
Waiting for US election results, is like waiting for a grade on a school group project...
I know I did my part, but I'm afraid you guys screwed up...
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Post by SA Hunter on Nov 16, 2020 21:34:54 GMT 10
A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally gathered enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all.
Written on the tape in large black letters was: "Get well soon - from the nurse in the Ford Focus you gave a speeding ticket to last week."
Kind of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?
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Post by Tim Horton on Dec 24, 2020 5:28:16 GMT 10
I was thinking of buying a rifle to hunt deer... But I don't need one...
The other day I hit a deer with my pickup... It tore the fender clean off and the deer run away.. I looked for the fender, but couldn't find it.. I think the deer took it.. Likely it is on his wall now, and him telling his friends.... I got this one off a Ford F250 in the north bound lane, just yesterday...
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