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Post by norseman on Nov 24, 2020 10:48:05 GMT 10
Could whichever Government Agency is flying those damn Black Choppers around my property please stop! Like you are freaking my stock out severely, the last time you did this you caused my farm dog to suffer serious mental health issues from which she never fully recovered! Really starting to piss me off and I'm considering engaging a law firm to sue for damages (if I can ID which alphabet mob you are)! Rude prikks don't even wave back when they go past!
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Post by frostbite on Nov 24, 2020 12:44:37 GMT 10
Buy you grandkids a nerf rpg launcher. Paint it black and green and have a backyard battle next flyover.
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Post by Tim Horton on Nov 24, 2020 18:30:31 GMT 10
Call the control tower of the nearest airport to you and complain to them.. Tell them you general location and likely there are aircraft operation rules and minimum altitudes around you..
I did this once when helicopters were flying low over my place, at night, waking kids, and me.. They were going from the local airport with a reserve base, to another reserve summer training base.. I knew enough to tell the control tower they were violating altitude and other populated area restrictions..
There answer was.... it won't be a problem anymore.. And it wasn't..
To this day I hate helicopters from events a long time ago, far away..
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Post by frostbite on Nov 24, 2020 20:33:49 GMT 10
Hey mate, is that an AFP monitoring tower I can see in the first photo? I don't remember seeing that last time I was at your place. A side benefit of being Australia's Numba 2 militant survivalist perhaps?
As Numba 1 they only send blackhawks to monitor me.
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Post by dirtdiva on Nov 24, 2020 22:35:58 GMT 10
Happens all the time on the mountain. Pot choppers looking for fields. DEA finds them and then chop and burn them.
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Post by fei on Nov 25, 2020 1:13:32 GMT 10
Buy you grandkids a nerf rpg launcher. Paint it black and green and have a backyard battle next flyover. I saw a pretty realistic replica M49 that shot nerf balls for sale on our main local e-commerce site recently. Figured I would buy one as well as a replica AK47 gel blaster for a Halloween costume I was building up. I was too damn slow off the mark though, as the government banned gel blasters in the meantime and they're now hard to find (I hear blasters are pretty much illegal in Aus too now).
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Post by norseman on Nov 25, 2020 4:56:43 GMT 10
Hey mate, is that an AFP monitoring tower I can see in the first photo? I don't remember seeing that last time I was at your place. A side benefit of being Australia's Numba 2 militant survivalist perhaps? As Numba 1 they only send blackhawks to monitor me. That's the new repeater tower, I've got an antenna bolted to my house which feeds in all comms stuff like NBN and landline. I thought it was really cool until I found out I'm the only bloke in the valley that's got one, when I asked the tech how come it's only me he just laughed and drove away! When do I get an upgrade to Blackhawks? As you can see they only send cheap arse Aerospatiales for me!
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Post by frostbite on Nov 25, 2020 6:38:35 GMT 10
"When do I get an upgrade to Blackhawks? As you can see they only send cheap arse Aerospatiales for me"
Mate, what you need to do is park up outside a military base, get on the cb radio, and say random stuff like 'Abdul, prepare the RPG', or do laps past the DSD building in Canberra pointing a camera out your window.
Then soon enough you be driving down a bit of highway with no other traffic and a blackhawk will just start shadowing you. They hold off a hundred metres of so to the side, then come straight above your roof. That's when you wish you still had the dexterity to moon them through your sunroof whilst still driving. Butt that's another story, involving a unimog, a squad of infantry and the NSW highway patrol.
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Post by norseman on Nov 25, 2020 6:52:14 GMT 10
"When do I get an upgrade to Blackhawks? As you can see they only send cheap arse Aerospatiales for me" Mate, what you need to do is park up outside a military base, get on the cb radio, and say random stuff like 'Abdul, prepare the RPG', or do laps past the DSD building in Canberra pointing a camera out your window. Then soon enough you be driving down a bit of highway with no other traffic and a blackhawk will just start shadowing you. They hold off a hundred metres of so to the side, then come straight above your roof. That's when you wish you still had the dexterity to moon them through your sunroof whilst still driving. Butt that's another story, involving a unimog, a squad of infantry and the NSW highway patrol. I wouldn't try any of that with the AFP wanksters these days! Those blokes just don't have a sense of humor any more they all drank the Kool-Aid a long time ago! Besides some of em could be ex SASR and I'm a peasant farmer so don't want to get kicked backwards off a cliff!
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Post by Tim Horton on Nov 28, 2020 8:47:03 GMT 10
That's when you wish you still had the dexterity to moon them through your sunroof whilst still driving. Butt that's another story, involving a unimog, a squad of infantry and the NSW highway patrol.
+++ Butt..... I've seen that while riding along with my big brother who was an under sheriff for so many years.. Both he and I laughed our butts off..
Those blokes just don't have a sense of humor any more they all drank the Kool-Aid a long time ago! +++ Yes.... In the world today, groups like that have the shoot first, shoot often mentality... Pretty much anywhere that seems..
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