Post by malewithatail on Nov 8, 2022 14:50:27 GMT 10
~~~ The Dark Sucker Theory ~~~
For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers.
Dark Theory states that the Universe around us is completely filled with dark.
Dark has physical properties that cause our vision to be obscured and make it hard to see things. To see anything, some of this dark must be removed.
There is no such thing as light.
Light is just the absence of dark.
The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light.
First, the basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room you are in. There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark Sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark Suckers in the parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in this room.
As with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the dark spot on a full Dark Sucker.
Candles present a special problem, as the dark must travel into the solid wick instead of through glass. This generates a vast amount of heat. Thus it can be very dangerous to touch an operating candle.
A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark that has been sucked into it. If you put a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, it will turn black. This is because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle. One of the disadvantages of these primitive Dark Suckers is their limited range.
Our eyes are affected by dark. Too much dark makes it difficult for us to see things.
Indeed, in a totally closed dark-filled room we cannot see at all. Even cats cannot see in total darkness.
Things that absorb dark are called darksuckers.
The Sun is a really big darksucker.
The side of the Earth facing the Sun has most of the dark sucked off it by the Sun. We call this side daytime.
The side of the Earth facing away from the Sun is still quite dark because the Sun cannot suck dark from that side of the Earth. We call that side night-time.
The moon is not a darksucker. The Sun can actually suck some of the dark from the Earth by reflection off the moon.
Cars have several (usually two or more) darksuckers on the front. These help remove the dark from in front of the car as it travels along
Materials that freely transmit dark are called transparent. Transparent materials include glass, water, air, perspex, and many more.
Materials through which dark cannot pass are called opaque. Opaque materials include sheets of metals, thick cardboard, sheets of wood, and more.
Shadows occur in areas where a dark sucker cannot reach. Shadows are caused by opaque objects blocking the suction of a darksuckers.
Dark has many health giving properties. Dark helps prevent skin cancer. It can reduce the incidence of cataracts in the eyes and it can soothe sore eyes.
Some people find that dark can lead to better sleeping patterns.
However, too much dark can lead to a deficiency of vitamin D.
Some people are afraid of dark. This is referred to as nyctophobia.
However dark is completely harmless to humans.
Photographers always developed their photographs in a dark filled room called a dark room.
The word camera comes from the term camera obscura which means dark room.
Dark travels in straight lines towards a darksucker.
There are seven shades of dark. Together they are known as a spectrum. The shades are red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet. When all the shades of dark in the spectrum are combined they produce black.
Red darksucker will suck all colors of dark except red dark. Thus when a red darksucker is turned on, the region around it suddenly appears red.
A blue darksucker will suck all colours of dark except blue dark.
A coloured darksucker is simply a normal darksucker surrounded by coloured glass.
Coloured glass will allow all colours of dark to pass through it except its own colour. For example, red glass will allow all colours of dark to pass through except red dark. Thus a red darksucker leaves red dark behind.
Darksuckers with coloured glass filters are used as traffic lights at intersections.
Although Edison did not invent the darksucker, he was the first to perfect a practical darksucker.
Edison originally used carbon filaments in a vacuum filled glass globe for his darksuckers. To make a good darksucker a good vacuum pump was needed to pump sufficient vacuum into the glass globe.
The pressure of a vacuum is measured in units of hoovers (abbreviated to Ho). One hoover is the vacuum produced by one Hoover Constellation Vacuum Pump pumping vacuum for one second.
Edison needed a very high vacuum in his darksuckers. (This is commonly referred to as HiHo.)
In a battery torch, the flat is transferred to the battery by a flow of electricity (conventional current of course). The battery slowly gets filled with flat, until it works no more. Hence we should say the battery is Full (not flat).
The size of a battery is measured in vaults (V). Most small batteries are about 1.5 vaults.
Very small batteries can be measured in the unit “notional milli vault” (abbreviated to “not mi vault”).
One not mi vault = 0.001 vault
One example of high vaultage is the San Andreas Vault.
Darksuckers get hot as they suck dark. The amount of dark sucked per second (the power of the darksucker) is measured in the units who (W) named after a famous British doctor.
Most household darksuckers are about 60 who.
Today we are entering a new Dark Age.
Dark has mass. When dark goes into a dark sucker, friction from this mass generates heat. Thus it is not wise to touch an operating dark sucker.
Portable dark suckers. When the dark storage unit is full, it must be emptied or replaced before the portable dark sucker can operate again.
Dark is also heavier than light. If you swim just below the surface of a lake, you will see lots of light. Go deeper and it gets slowly darker and darker.
When you reach the depth of about 50 feet, you are in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks o the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats on top.
The immense power of dark can be utalised to mans advantage. We can collect the dark that's has settled to the bottom of a lake and push it through a turbine, generating electricity, and that helps to push dark into the oceans where it may be safely stored.
Prior to turbines, it was much more difficult to get dark from the rivers and lakes to the oceans. The Indians recognized this and tried to solve the problem.
When on a river canoeing, in the same direction as the flow of dark, they paddled slowly, so as not to stop the flow of dark, but when they traveled against the flow of dark, they paddled quickly to help push the dark along its way.
Finally, we must prove that dark travels faster than light. If you were to stand in a illuminated room in front of a closed, dark closet, then slowly open the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet, but since dark is so fast, you cant see the dark leave the closet.
In conclusion, Bell Labs stated that dark suckers make all our lives much easier. So the next time you look at an electric bulb, remember that it is indeed a dark sucker.
Our model of reality is founded on some basic assumptions based upon limitations of our biological sensory apparatus. The mechanical sensory apparatus we build tend to be modeled on our biological sensory apparatus and the BasicAssumptionsWhichMayBeWrong which we make based on those apparatus. In other words, reality might not be what we think it is.
Dark suckers are related to magic smoke.
Magic Smoke
MagicSmoke is the stuff used to build integrated circuits, like computer chips.
The proof is found when an IC explodes, expelling the MagicSmoke that makes it work.
Also known as BlueSmoke.
For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers.
Dark Theory states that the Universe around us is completely filled with dark.
Dark has physical properties that cause our vision to be obscured and make it hard to see things. To see anything, some of this dark must be removed.
There is no such thing as light.
Light is just the absence of dark.
The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light.
First, the basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room you are in. There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark Sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark Suckers in the parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in this room.
As with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the dark spot on a full Dark Sucker.
Candles present a special problem, as the dark must travel into the solid wick instead of through glass. This generates a vast amount of heat. Thus it can be very dangerous to touch an operating candle.
A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark that has been sucked into it. If you put a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, it will turn black. This is because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle. One of the disadvantages of these primitive Dark Suckers is their limited range.
Our eyes are affected by dark. Too much dark makes it difficult for us to see things.
Indeed, in a totally closed dark-filled room we cannot see at all. Even cats cannot see in total darkness.
Things that absorb dark are called darksuckers.
The Sun is a really big darksucker.
The side of the Earth facing the Sun has most of the dark sucked off it by the Sun. We call this side daytime.
The side of the Earth facing away from the Sun is still quite dark because the Sun cannot suck dark from that side of the Earth. We call that side night-time.
The moon is not a darksucker. The Sun can actually suck some of the dark from the Earth by reflection off the moon.
Cars have several (usually two or more) darksuckers on the front. These help remove the dark from in front of the car as it travels along
Materials that freely transmit dark are called transparent. Transparent materials include glass, water, air, perspex, and many more.
Materials through which dark cannot pass are called opaque. Opaque materials include sheets of metals, thick cardboard, sheets of wood, and more.
Shadows occur in areas where a dark sucker cannot reach. Shadows are caused by opaque objects blocking the suction of a darksuckers.
Dark has many health giving properties. Dark helps prevent skin cancer. It can reduce the incidence of cataracts in the eyes and it can soothe sore eyes.
Some people find that dark can lead to better sleeping patterns.
However, too much dark can lead to a deficiency of vitamin D.
Some people are afraid of dark. This is referred to as nyctophobia.
However dark is completely harmless to humans.
Photographers always developed their photographs in a dark filled room called a dark room.
The word camera comes from the term camera obscura which means dark room.
Dark travels in straight lines towards a darksucker.
There are seven shades of dark. Together they are known as a spectrum. The shades are red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet. When all the shades of dark in the spectrum are combined they produce black.
Red darksucker will suck all colors of dark except red dark. Thus when a red darksucker is turned on, the region around it suddenly appears red.
A blue darksucker will suck all colours of dark except blue dark.
A coloured darksucker is simply a normal darksucker surrounded by coloured glass.
Coloured glass will allow all colours of dark to pass through it except its own colour. For example, red glass will allow all colours of dark to pass through except red dark. Thus a red darksucker leaves red dark behind.
Darksuckers with coloured glass filters are used as traffic lights at intersections.
Although Edison did not invent the darksucker, he was the first to perfect a practical darksucker.
Edison originally used carbon filaments in a vacuum filled glass globe for his darksuckers. To make a good darksucker a good vacuum pump was needed to pump sufficient vacuum into the glass globe.
The pressure of a vacuum is measured in units of hoovers (abbreviated to Ho). One hoover is the vacuum produced by one Hoover Constellation Vacuum Pump pumping vacuum for one second.
Edison needed a very high vacuum in his darksuckers. (This is commonly referred to as HiHo.)
In a battery torch, the flat is transferred to the battery by a flow of electricity (conventional current of course). The battery slowly gets filled with flat, until it works no more. Hence we should say the battery is Full (not flat).
The size of a battery is measured in vaults (V). Most small batteries are about 1.5 vaults.
Very small batteries can be measured in the unit “notional milli vault” (abbreviated to “not mi vault”).
One not mi vault = 0.001 vault
One example of high vaultage is the San Andreas Vault.
Darksuckers get hot as they suck dark. The amount of dark sucked per second (the power of the darksucker) is measured in the units who (W) named after a famous British doctor.
Most household darksuckers are about 60 who.
Today we are entering a new Dark Age.
Dark has mass. When dark goes into a dark sucker, friction from this mass generates heat. Thus it is not wise to touch an operating dark sucker.
Portable dark suckers. When the dark storage unit is full, it must be emptied or replaced before the portable dark sucker can operate again.
Dark is also heavier than light. If you swim just below the surface of a lake, you will see lots of light. Go deeper and it gets slowly darker and darker.
When you reach the depth of about 50 feet, you are in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks o the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats on top.
The immense power of dark can be utalised to mans advantage. We can collect the dark that's has settled to the bottom of a lake and push it through a turbine, generating electricity, and that helps to push dark into the oceans where it may be safely stored.
Prior to turbines, it was much more difficult to get dark from the rivers and lakes to the oceans. The Indians recognized this and tried to solve the problem.
When on a river canoeing, in the same direction as the flow of dark, they paddled slowly, so as not to stop the flow of dark, but when they traveled against the flow of dark, they paddled quickly to help push the dark along its way.
Finally, we must prove that dark travels faster than light. If you were to stand in a illuminated room in front of a closed, dark closet, then slowly open the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet, but since dark is so fast, you cant see the dark leave the closet.
In conclusion, Bell Labs stated that dark suckers make all our lives much easier. So the next time you look at an electric bulb, remember that it is indeed a dark sucker.
Our model of reality is founded on some basic assumptions based upon limitations of our biological sensory apparatus. The mechanical sensory apparatus we build tend to be modeled on our biological sensory apparatus and the BasicAssumptionsWhichMayBeWrong which we make based on those apparatus. In other words, reality might not be what we think it is.
Dark suckers are related to magic smoke.
Magic Smoke
MagicSmoke is the stuff used to build integrated circuits, like computer chips.
The proof is found when an IC explodes, expelling the MagicSmoke that makes it work.
Also known as BlueSmoke.